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In the meantime, we urge you all to stay calm and remember that cows don’t kill people. This activity cud be potentially hazardous to your health and, in the opinion of this humble civil servant, is a veally bad idea in general. From dawn on May 15 to dusk on May 21, it is also recommended that you avoid entering any strange portals that may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence. And so, after consulting with our local Horadrim chapter, we have elected to issue an advisory.Įffective immediately, we encourage all residents of Sanctuary to steer clear of the wilds. That said, while the idea of some sort of “cowpocalypse” (as one terrified farmer has taken to calling this) is udderly ridiculous, it is worth noting that one can never be too careful. ![]() Anyone who claims otherwise is full of bull and simply milking this terrible prank for all that it’s worth. And, more specifically, there is no cow level. On the right is the truth of the matter and what we actually found after proper inspection. On the left is the “imaginative” artist rendition of the threat. We’ve seen the so-called “evidence” being pastured around local inns and, after thoroughly investigating all reported sightings, can cowfindently state that this is nothing more than a clever hoax. Some have asked if you should moov your families. ![]() ![]() No, these rumors allege that townships throughout Khanduras are being overrun by bipedal, bardiche-bearing bovine who are luring weary adventurers to the proverbial slaughter through moosterious orange portals. Not one of a demonic nature, mind you, for those we are quite accustomed to. We’ve recently herd rumors of an invasion.
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